In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 28, 2017

Ooh… that’s gonna leave a mark… and I don’t mean a “ball mark”.

Yeah you’re playing for 20 bucks a hole, but it’s not worth it Gary. Take the drop and the 2-stroke penalty.

Remember you were wondering the other day why your buddy had that really LOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGG club in his bag?

Declare an unplayable lie and move on…

He hasn’t drawn the trap accurately. Look for images of “leg hold trap” on Google to see what they really look like.

There must be some pretty big bears on that golf course!

He’ll be ok………He’s not wearing glasses