Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 06, 2017

Phoebe, whatever you do, try not to think about the spider crawling into your mouth, biting your uvula, and injecting it with flesh-melting v—

…what’s that? You want me to stop talking? Okay.

The best place for a spider is also the best place to plant a Venus flytrap.

As if Phoebe intentionally walked into the web, Marigold.

Yeah, that is basically my reaction to walking into a spider web.

Yes Marigold, she’s OK. Thanks for asking!

There are worse things to walk into. As a child, I was playing tag at a relative’s farm and ran into a black wire fence in the dark. I had just enough time to wonder what the little white porcelain insulators were before the electric current lit me up. Funnnnnn!

GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!

Her main concern would probably be the spider being on the web when she walked through it.

…how to get 2 weeks of cardio in a mere 6 seconds :)…

I hate doing that so much. I learned to wave a stick out in front of me when I’m hiking to catch them. It probably looks silly but it is better than spider webs in my face.

Ewwww I hate spiders and there webs

Her main concern is tripping over the pig laying beneath the web