Poor Portia. She tried so hard to stay slim in her past life. Why did it have to be a PIG! Couldn’t I have transformed into a gazelle? Anorexia and compulsive excercise!
Sadly, if I was in a world that had nothing but canned beans to live on, I’d consider the starvation diet, too… Come to think of it… Hasn’t Jacob Jackrabbit started implementing mutant bi-products now? After all, it all started when someone figured out how to make a chocolate cake using chicken eggs, cow’s milk, and chocolate candies.
OH! Before I forget, I am awarding Dragoncat Awards to everyone who replied to my comment on Friday. You guys are the best! And Brown Belts are beautiful!
Being changed into something else does have a psychological impact. This while the last world war is going on and everything you know is being destroyed. Suicide would be common.
The phone call may have been from someone wanting her to reverse-mortgage her body. The missing people could be mortgagers who were culled before their natural deaths. She may be afraid they’ll try to cull her anyway without the mortgage, and is trying to make herself too skinny to harvest.
Hypoglycemia can be deadly, and rather quickly at that. He needs to call an ambulance and have them get an IV of Dextrose 5 with water (D5W) started immediately.
Yeah, I kinda figured we had a case of anorexia on our hands. I’m guessing she was a thin and attractive woman before she mutated, and when she became a pig whose natural body shape would never be anything less than “chubby” she began this crash diet and near constant exercise regime in a futile effort to regain what she had lost.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 7 years ago
Okay, She got tired of beans. What’s left?
Robert Nowall Premium Member over 7 years ago
Somebody came in and cleaned her out while she was jogging…
AbatedBreath over 7 years ago
Poor Portia. She tried so hard to stay slim in her past life. Why did it have to be a PIG! Couldn’t I have transformed into a gazelle? Anorexia and compulsive excercise!
Vet Premium Member over 7 years ago
If she stays home……..her phone rings constantly.She runs to hide!
cleehilllaw over 7 years ago
So many possibilities. Where is Aaron taking us now?
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 7 years ago
THERE. IS. NO. FREAKING. MUTAGENIC. VIRUS.
Dragoncat over 7 years ago
Sadly, if I was in a world that had nothing but canned beans to live on, I’d consider the starvation diet, too… Come to think of it… Hasn’t Jacob Jackrabbit started implementing mutant bi-products now? After all, it all started when someone figured out how to make a chocolate cake using chicken eggs, cow’s milk, and chocolate candies.
Dragoncat over 7 years ago
OH! Before I forget, I am awarding Dragoncat Awards to everyone who replied to my comment on Friday. You guys are the best! And Brown Belts are beautiful!
Ida No over 7 years ago
Some people are not happy living within their own skins.
Ida No over 7 years ago
Oh, and if anyone likes the Bizarro strip, I just posted an interview with Dan Piraro over at webcomicsinterviews.com
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Being changed into something else does have a psychological impact. This while the last world war is going on and everything you know is being destroyed. Suicide would be common.
Jenner Premium Member over 7 years ago
Yes, quite simply, Portia is running and starving herself thin. It’s not working.
Jenner Premium Member over 7 years ago
Beautiful details again: In panel 2, Walt has to reach down to use the pig-level light switch. Thanks, Mister Neathery.
Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago
The phone call may have been from someone wanting her to reverse-mortgage her body. The missing people could be mortgagers who were culled before their natural deaths. She may be afraid they’ll try to cull her anyway without the mortgage, and is trying to make herself too skinny to harvest.
banjinshiju over 7 years ago
That’s the problem with crash diets. Too often they end with a crash.
hawgowar over 7 years ago
Hypoglycemia can be deadly, and rather quickly at that. He needs to call an ambulance and have them get an IV of Dextrose 5 with water (D5W) started immediately.
yangeldf over 7 years ago
Yeah, I kinda figured we had a case of anorexia on our hands. I’m guessing she was a thin and attractive woman before she mutated, and when she became a pig whose natural body shape would never be anything less than “chubby” she began this crash diet and near constant exercise regime in a futile effort to regain what she had lost.