Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for January 25, 2017

DEATHTONGUE LIVES!

“…and Gene Simmons on bass…..tuba!”

Where’s Hodgepodge? Did he leave for a solo career?

Sing along with Sherlock:

“A bird on the bass,

A tongue, oh, what a face!

At best, the music could be described as lame…"

They could have played for a crowd of dozens.

“For the record, we never broke up, we just took a 14-year vacation.” (Don Henley, I believe).

If they tried to attend the left elites would of attacked them and forced them to say they never wanted to attend

Hey Hey we’re the Boingers,People say we’re boinging aroundbut we’re to busy singing,bet ya, you can’t keep your food down!

The inaugural concert in front of the Lincoln Memorial; Toby Keith, Lee Greenwood, 3 Doors Down. In other words, the second worst show Lincoln ever attended.

Maybe Hodgepodge died. Maybe it was like there was a flash of light…and then nothing left but a little globule on a drumstick.

Binkley and Sons?

I still have my Billy and the Boingers record. Haven’t listened to it in years…

Trumpster would be jealous of Opus’ hair.

After electing Drumpf – to the USA I say – U Stink but I Love You!!!

We should Run over Lionel Richie with a tank. Shouldn’t Steve be there? He was the Brain’s behind the Spandex after all.

DEATH TOUNGE |m|_

Time to give the secret “Devil” sign! I remember the first time that introduction strip ran with that tagline on Steve, the Christian Right lost their minds!

Metaphysical question to ponder, class: is a band with absolutely no gigs really a band? If Billy boings his tongue and no one hears it, did it really happen?

Billy & the Boingers without Hodge-Podge on the skins is an absolute travesty!!!