Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 08, 2017
January 07, 2017
January 09, 2017
Transcript:
Reality Check Signs of the apocalypse: The husband didn't do it... Dateline Remember that great season I had, when I demanded a huge new contract? Well my play has been awful this year and I want a pay cut. I'm making way too much money! Maybe I won't go downstairs into a dark basement by myself to find the serial killer and just call the cops instead. Hey, I know! Why don't we just lay ourselves off and let the guy who knows what's going on around here and actually does all the work keep his job!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Synchronized spit takes as an Olympic Sport.
Perkycat over 7 years ago
These are great! Not sure they would even happen with an apocalypse.
Nuclear Nemesis over 7 years ago
Missed the one about the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series. Oh, wait; that already happened.
zeexenon over 7 years ago
They say the best lit was written by someone on drugs, e.g., Alice In Wonderland, allegedly Lutwidge Dodgson under the pseudonym Lewis Carroll.
humorist54 Premium Member over 7 years ago
How about this one: “We’re going to pay all of our workers a decent wage and offer them health insurance, even if they are part time workers. We’ll just cut the pay of our CEO and other pencil-pushers to fund it.”
Kokopelli over 7 years ago
She can’t go down to the basement. She is not just wearing her underwear.
hippogriff over 7 years ago
Radish
Not if you spell it with an eth like we did before Caslon pied the case.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 7 years ago
No the real sign of the impending apocalypse is the election of Donald Trump