Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 08, 2017
Reality Check Signs of the apocalypse: The husband didn't do it... Dateline Remember that great season I had, when I demanded a huge new contract? Well my play has been awful this year and I want a pay cut. I'm making way too much money! Maybe I won't go downstairs into a dark basement by myself to find the serial killer and just call the cops instead. Hey, I know! Why don't we just lay ourselves off and let the guy who knows what's going on around here and actually does all the work keep his job!