Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 25, 2016

No, I like the blond one from Vegas

Ho ho no.

Wives, amirite?

Merry Christmas, everyone!

I think Santa was referring to the Kardashians.

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=Hoe Hoe! Merry Christmas, to All !!=

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Santa was not referring to a garden implement. (wink)

Thanks. Where’s the other two?

Cute comic. I love the comments!

Merry Christmas to all!

Now he’s all set for a hoe down.

Santa has a tough row to hoe.

Why do they have two trees???

At least she didn’t give him a “ho’.”

One year my nail technician (from Vietnam) didn’t quite get USA slang, and asked if they could put “Ho” on one of my holly and candy cane bedecked nails. Um, no. There has to be 3 on the same nail.

Reminds me of the old Dennis the Menace cartoon, where Mr. Wilson tells Dennis, “Gardening is fun because you hoe, hoe, hoe.”

Dennis didn’t get it and just responded, “And you rake rake rake, and you shovel, shovel shovel.”

Nice goth Christmas trees.

That’s offensive! Santa has to stop saying that!

He wanted a Hawaiian hooker, you know, a Hula-Ho.