The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 04, 2016
December 03, 2016
December 05, 2016
Transcript:
Captions: Movie Characters in Their Later Years Scarlett O'Hara- Never went hungry again Scarface: Say hello to my little friend. Nurse: Mr. Montana, there's nobody there. Caption: Scarface- Hospice Care E. T.: Shouldn't have phoned home...look at these roaming charges. Caption: E. T.- declared bankruptcy Left man in all white: You can't leave the premises, sir. Man in middle: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. Caption: Michael Corleone- Nursing Home Woman sitting on couch: Maybe if you kept your shirt on, you wouldn't be so cold all the time. Caption: Hulk- Retired at Home
Bilan over 7 years ago
Captain America: trying to get another country to take him in before January 20.
jreckard over 7 years ago
Rick: Here’s looking at you kid.
Ilsa: I’m over here Rick.
Otto over 7 years ago
One of Scott’s better efforts. Sure got me laughing!
MtheMomma over 7 years ago
Terminator (had moved to Canada on Jan 20, 2017) “I’ll be back.. sometime.”
P51Strega over 7 years ago
Dorothy – Real-estate Agent: “Remember folks, there’s no place like your own home”
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 7 years ago
Ferris Bueller: Can’t afford a day off, still working 3 jobs to try to pay off his student loans.
Boise Ed Premium Member over 7 years ago
Hulk needs to find a stretchable polyester shirt to go with his pants.
6turtle9 over 7 years ago
Dirty Harry to the young orderly about to change his depends- "Do you feel lucky, punk? Well do you?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
I don’t see Hulk getting old that way. He will want to stay Hulk over human anyway.