Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 03, 2016
November 02, 2016
November 04, 2016
Transcript:
Flo: As a compromise, I've set aside an area fah guys who feel the need to brag.
Eddie: That's nice. ? Wasn't that the old smokin' lounge?
Flo: Still is. I believe in multi-taskin' stupidity.
Well she might not get away with that considering the drop is such that you can kill someone that way or just let them break their neck and be paralyzed.
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I understand her sentiment. To me Capt. Eddie isn’t bragging, he is telling stories like Baron Munchhausen and his own wild stories no one believed except small children who will believe anything told them.
I wonder if Paulie has dreams? Adventures? Girl friend? Super Powers?…I wonder if Paulie has ever saved Eddie’s life…(My guess, yes.)….Hey, with nine lives, and being able to survive Eddie’s “adventures”, Paulie must have some great stories…He couldn’t have snoozed through all of them….Hey! Paulie! Wake up! Pick up your banjo and sing some cat tales for us….How do you spell tails again?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Well she might not get away with that considering the drop is such that you can kill someone that way or just let them break their neck and be paralyzed.
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I understand her sentiment. To me Capt. Eddie isn’t bragging, he is telling stories like Baron Munchhausen and his own wild stories no one believed except small children who will believe anything told them.
Dtroutma over 7 years ago
It ain’t bad at high tide. And Paulie’s dislike for water saved Eddie.
hsawlrae over 7 years ago
She figures you can drown stupid.
somebodyshort over 7 years ago
Hope they float out with the tide
somebodyshort over 7 years ago
CONGRATULATIONS CUBS !!!!!
somebodyshort over 7 years ago
Is it bragging to mark down an albatross on a par three ?
Varnes over 7 years ago
Hey colorist, watch out for the one eyed, one horned flying purple eater……Lavender people?
Varnes over 7 years ago
I wonder if Paulie has dreams? Adventures? Girl friend? Super Powers?…I wonder if Paulie has ever saved Eddie’s life…(My guess, yes.)….Hey, with nine lives, and being able to survive Eddie’s “adventures”, Paulie must have some great stories…He couldn’t have snoozed through all of them….Hey! Paulie! Wake up! Pick up your banjo and sing some cat tales for us….How do you spell tails again?
Thomas R. Williams over 7 years ago
Looks Yuuuge!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago
How does Capt Eddie get to smoke?
Phred Premium Member over 7 years ago
Today’s thought: ‘Multitaskin stupidity’. Very funny and interesting connection.
tripwire45 over 7 years ago
So she’s against bragging but not at all above being sanctimonious.
Dr_Zinj over 7 years ago
I wonder if Wiley is working on a book of, “The Adventures of Captain Eddie”?
Ermine Notyours over 7 years ago
Aw. Before I zoomed in, I hoped I would get to see Wiley sea lions. :(
dabugger over 7 years ago
OK Eddie, of course Flo knows what she is doing.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 7 years ago
You can cure ignorance with knowledge!
You can control Crazy with medication!
You can’t fix Stupid!
Although she seems to at least Isolate it.
Godfreydaniel over 7 years ago
@Varnes
Your wondering if Cap’n Eddie has a girl friend reminded me of when Frasier asked Cliff, “Have you ever had a long term relationship? Or……..a DATE?”
BubbleTape Premium Member over 7 years ago
i guess pipes don’t count as smoking, since he’s still at the counter.
freewaydog over 7 years ago
Maybe that door can be for Trump too!
Frosted Donut Premium Member over 7 years ago
I already read this strip in my local newspaper. Why does it show up in my comics feed?