Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for September 14, 2016

Today’s background music: “Whip It” by Devo.

“Make me write bad checks!”

I know my brother is into this kind of stuff.

It’s why I hardly ever speak to him.

C’mon.

Basselope S/M porno?

Really?

Backdoor Basselope

My brother is drooling.

R.I.P. Bob Casale (1954-2014)

C’mon guys, get with Rosebud’s humanimal mission-quest. Opus here continues to encourage Rosy to go along with the barista’s rude insistence, in all innocence. That’s why it’s funny!

“Bold macchiato with sugar and milk, please.”“BDSM, coming right up!”“…I could learn to like this.”

Is it just me, or did the barista’s smile just get bigger?

Sure, go for it, Rosebud! Grab the gusto while you can! Or grab your can while the barista applies the gusto. Or grab your ankles. Or….

Heck I don’t even want a St*rB*cks coffee of any kind. Opus, this is all your fault!

This is what’s wrong with America today: half measures! Did you ever hear of whips without chains?!

More idiotic jargon courtesy of the Starbucks subculture.

Spank it, spank it good..