With the odor that will be on him, no one will want John at the wedding. I’m hoping that if Phil has run off, everyone will have gone home by the time stinky John gets to the church…
Some interesting statistics about dentists culled from oralhealthgroup.com
:* The suicide rate of dentists is more than twice the rate of the general population and almost three times higher than that of other white collar workers.
Emotional illness ranks third in order of frequency of health problems amongst dentists, while in the general population it ranks tenth.Coronary disease and high blood pressure are over 25% more prevalent among dentists than in the general population.Dentists suffer psycho-neurotic disorders at a rate of 2 1/2 times greater than physicians.The #1 killer of dentists is stress-related cardiovascular disease.The dental profession in North America loses the numerical equivalent of one large dental school class each year.
It’s night-time and the wedding still hasn’t taken place? Phil must be chain-smoking down the street at 7-11.John still has time to run through the car wash and get to the chapel on time!
Lynn’sNoteHe described the dumpster as being behind a restaurant and grocery store. Wet and decaying vegetables lay in a mucky stew on the bottom. He had to climb in, wearing his best clothes, and dig around in the stinking mess to find his car keys. If it had been a watch, he might have just let it go! Car keys were essential!
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
Well, Lou and other, get the rascally brother-in-law of the groom out of there!
Argythree almost 8 years ago
With the odor that will be on him, no one will want John at the wedding. I’m hoping that if Phil has run off, everyone will have gone home by the time stinky John gets to the church…
suevanv Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Not necessarily. I had an ophthalmologist that was a fantastic eye doctor, but rather inept at the rest of his life.
baggar43 almost 8 years ago
There seems to be a parallel here with a certain candidate?
TheSkulker almost 8 years ago
Think about it. He will have to drive home as is. Even if he cleaned himself up, the car would still be wretched.
Linguist almost 8 years ago
Some interesting statistics about dentists culled from oralhealthgroup.com
:* The suicide rate of dentists is more than twice the rate of the general population and almost three times higher than that of other white collar workers.
Emotional illness ranks third in order of frequency of health problems amongst dentists, while in the general population it ranks tenth.Coronary disease and high blood pressure are over 25% more prevalent among dentists than in the general population.Dentists suffer psycho-neurotic disorders at a rate of 2 1/2 times greater than physicians.The #1 killer of dentists is stress-related cardiovascular disease.The dental profession in North America loses the numerical equivalent of one large dental school class each year.David Rickard Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Alphaomega almost 8 years ago
It’s night-time and the wedding still hasn’t taken place? Phil must be chain-smoking down the street at 7-11.John still has time to run through the car wash and get to the chapel on time!
jppjr almost 8 years ago
Late for a wedding….and smelling like a past due funeral.
Numbnumb almost 8 years ago
Here is the REAL question. Did he find his watch?
eelee almost 8 years ago
Lynn’sNoteHe described the dumpster as being behind a restaurant and grocery store. Wet and decaying vegetables lay in a mucky stew on the bottom. He had to climb in, wearing his best clothes, and dig around in the stinking mess to find his car keys. If it had been a watch, he might have just let it go! Car keys were essential!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 8 years ago
It would have to be a TAG Heuer, Rolex, BREITLING for me to go dumpster diving in a restaurant dumpster!
slsharris almost 8 years ago
He’s right where he belongs…
nosirrom almost 8 years ago
Good thing he’s not the groom.Then you could say that he has been dump-stered.
Alphaomega almost 8 years ago
@rekam. Or leave the windows open.