Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 08, 2016
July 07, 2016
July 09, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Sue? Sue: Phoebe! Phoebe: You came to unicorn camp rather than music camp this year, too? Sue: Yeah! I've been here all morning, rolling in stinkweed and listening to smooth jazz. Phoebe: You're giving the unicorns a lot of ideas about humans. Sue: I'm trying to set expectations low so I can surpass them later.
Averagemoe almost 8 years ago
I didn’t know Ringo could leave his lake. Or does Sue have a unicorn too?
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
I thought Phoebe was the only human at the camp. I guess the unicorn advertising is more notorious now.
luducks almost 8 years ago
<3 Sue!
blackshire almost 8 years ago
Maybe Florence Unfortunate Nostrils (or perhaps even Lord Splendid Humility) decided that a human child friend was a “must-have” unicorn accessory.
Hag5000 almost 8 years ago
That worked out well for Phoebe.
Ermine Notyours almost 8 years ago
The first rule of Unicorn Camp is DON’T TALK ABOUT UNICORN CAMP!!
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I see.
scyphi26 almost 8 years ago
Well that explains a few things.
…how did Sue get mixed up with unicorns? Last I recall, the most contact she’s had with them was just Marigold through Phoebe, and that was really just while at the music camp, and Sue associated more with Phoebe than Marigold (who was busy chasing after the heart of a lake serpent, but that’s another story).
Masterius almost 8 years ago
Good ol’ “Stabby” Sue!
Stephen Gilberg almost 8 years ago
I take back my implications from yesterday.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Works for me!
Official Foxtrot Page about 1 year ago
I thought Sue had orange hair. Was that dyed?