Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 05, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    It’s like a war zone in my neighborhood.And all fireworks are illegal in my city.

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    EuroAmerican  almost 8 years ago

    Same here. Illegal. But so is driving 50 in a 25. Or letting the dog run loose when we have leash laws. Must be terrorists since they have no regard for the law or any body else’s rights. Like the right to peace and quiet.

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    jessegooddoggy  almost 8 years ago

    I am so lucky to live in a small rural town where the only fireworks I hear and see is the show put on at the local airport by the volunteer fire department.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    It started on the 2nd.It won’t end until all the @#$%&s are out of their illegal explosives.

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    Keep on keepin' on  almost 8 years ago

    People here had to “warm up” in June, and some will still be set off as late as September. We have big beautiful trees with many overhanging branches, a tiny “safe” window, and middle aged guys with beer letting kids light fuses before the night is through. And, we’re talking the big multicolored ones, the umbrella arched sparkly ones. The ones that families combine resources to buy. With massive, beautiful, professional fireworks displays all around us, from the 2nd to the 4th, at least. Man. Who knew being “grown up” would feel this cranky?;-)

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    We had a lightening storm (no rain) all night but that didn’t stop the fireworks from going off all night long too. We let off a box of those tiny white poppers and called it a night when I saw lightening.

    I guess what I was missing was alcohol. That’s the only reason I can see why people would insist on continuing with their fireworks during a storm!

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Unfortunately, we had the noisiest, most incessant home fireworks usage in our neighborhood this year that I have ever seen. I just do not understand the appeal of the very large, loud noise making devices. There are plenty of fireworks that are quite large and beautiful… but not so damn loud like gunshots. The noise of the damn things traumatizes little babies and dogs and cats in the neighborhood and gets a lot of folks very tense as well. To me, fireworks are best left to professionals for a community display. But… if people have to have their own, it would be so much kinder and nicer to have ones that focus on the light show and not on just being obnoxious noise. My own and my own family’s extent of indulging in fireworks is sparklers and snakes.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    October? Just in time for Halloween?

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    Rick Smith Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Mrs. Olsen must live in my neighborhood… October is optimistic.

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    pattidolls  almost 8 years ago

    a teenager lost his foot last night due to homemade fireworks. the guy who made them cut and ran.

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    dcp9142  almost 8 years ago

    @JOP. October, just in time for Guy Fawkes. Then New Years, Chinese New Years. Stops in April.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I’m in a bit of a quandary — I agree that the noise, danger, and ignorance of the law is a major problem — but on the other hand, our city permits “safe and sane” fireworks sales June 29-July 4. The stands are run (manned 24/7 btw) by local volunteer organizations, many involving community groups (like the youth football group I’m associated with) that represent the major fund raiser for the year. Our profit margin brings in about 40% of our annual budget. Without it, there would be no program.

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    alien011  almost 8 years ago

    It’s fun for the kids. Especially if they were never allowed to ride in an ambulance car before.

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    neatslob Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Yeah, the guns are too much. There’s a guy here in the hospital from getting hit in the head with a falling bullet.

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    Sheila Hardie  almost 8 years ago

    So drama. Much excite.

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