Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 21, 2016

Someone high up, I’m sure.

Tomb robbers, that’s who. Oh Laraaaaa!

Only LEGO includes extra pieces…

In about 2000 years, someone’s going to come along and find the tomb full of birds.

It’s up high so the Pharaoh has easy access to the UFO when it comes for him.

Did anybody ever make 3 sided pyramids?

Of course, the answer is – nobody. Until it’s too late!

like I always have left over pieces when I assemble something, so maybe, who will know?

With that draft the mummy didn’t have a ghost of a chance of getting eternal rest.

Look at the back of a dollar bill.

It’s the chute for loading the grain!

Who, indeed?

Scripture does not indicate the exact composition of the brick[s]. One reference work says they were sun-baked clay mixed with straw.

Mars Rover project: “Oh, was that supposed to be metric? Ah, who’s gonna notice?”

The pyramid’s proportions are OFF. Too narrow, too steep. Just another example of Something Wrong On The Internet!

It was left out on purpose so that grain could be stored.Ask Ben Carson, he knows.

Apparently I’m not smart enough to translate the hieroglyphics on the stone, but I’m sure they are important to the joke. Can anyone enlighten me?

Every Pharoah wants a room with a view, of course!I expect that the hieroglyphics say “This side up.”

that is the beauty of free will … we are entitled to our own thoughts whether others agree or not. Enough said. In the immortal words of Telly Savalas: “cheers baby.”

It’s a tomb with a view.