Jeff Stahler for May 25, 2016

Polls are like those software agreements, you have to understand all the fine print to even have a chance to know what they might mean. Most or worthless because they are put together by one side or the other to show how badly the other side is doing.

I won’t listen to Ivana Trumpski.

A stripper in the White House might be amusing.

Zin RosenblumThat should be Ivana Trumpova, except that wasn’t her maiden name.

47% of all statistics are wrong!

Ignore statistics, until you find the ones you like.

When I was 15 years old, I read the book “How to Lie With Statistics.” Since then I’ve never trusted a number until I know where it’s been and who touched it.

Polls? Who needs polls? The media has been declaring Trump and Hillary winners for the past year and to prove it, they get the most free air time.

But if we ignore polls then we ignore the poll that tells us to ignore polls so we must pay attention to polls and therefore pay attention to the poll that tells us to ignore polls and so we must ignore polls but then we must ignore the poll that tells us to ignore polls . . . Error! Error! Norman coordinate . . .