Hey, I still do this (at age 53) and it makes me laugh just as hard as Hobbes. Sometimes, I laugh so hard my face gets FLUSHED! Wow, I’m on a ROLL now!!
The old outhouses had old Sears and Wards catalogues available plus corn cobs! Actually, cobs are more efficient than paper, but when we got indoor plumbing, the cobs would not flush well!
Dad: “First Rule of being the other parent, ‘Dear’:When he behaves, he’s MY kid; I’m OK with that.But whenever he MISbehaves in any way,he becomes YOUR kid!”Mom: “‘Honey’, let me EXPLAIN something to you!"(FLUSH!) (FLUSH!) (FLUSH!)“Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee HILARIOUS! — GAH!"(Both Mom and Dad baring ALL their teeth, their faces a deep crimson-purple, breathing VERY forcefully and rapidly…!)“Er, ah, I, uh, it was Hobbes’ idea?”Note: All Mom and Dad see (where Calvin is pointing) is an ordinary, stuffed toy tiger! Not to mention, a colossal mess all over the bathroom floor and walls!“Ah, I, er, uh, take it the party’s over?”(Calvin now sulking in his room!): “Yep, party’s over, all right!”
@cdward: If you are an adult, then you have enough conscience to know that you are wasting precious resources. Perhaps you should simply see a video if what you are looking for is amusement.
@Night-Gaunt49: Yes indeed. Comics are meant to be entertaining, but it’s not always smart to do what they show.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
Get up there before you have to use the newspaper to take care of your needs.
Lukefunnies almost 8 years ago
Someday I am going to make it a point to try that.
jackhs almost 8 years ago
It takes strong TP.
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
Being a conservationist, I strongly disapprove people who do this. It’s alright to do it the first time as children to experiment, but that’s it.
JohnFarson19 almost 8 years ago
Hey, I still do this (at age 53) and it makes me laugh just as hard as Hobbes. Sometimes, I laugh so hard my face gets FLUSHED! Wow, I’m on a ROLL now!!
flyertom almost 8 years ago
Keep the Roto-Rooter number in your speed dial.
Aaberon almost 8 years ago
Oh CRAP. Everybody’s used all the good comments.
Chad Cheetah almost 8 years ago
Calvin, you can laugh until you clog the plumbing.
Say What? Premium Member almost 8 years ago
It’s one of the cleaner deposits the Tidy Bowl Man has received.
assrdood almost 8 years ago
Shop vacuums will do the same thing. Mine inhaled an entire roll before I could jerk the plug. (Yes, I was cleaning the bathroom with a shop-vac)
Ermine Notyours almost 8 years ago
Ha, ha. Calvin put a “whizzzz” into the toilet.
maxpower44 almost 8 years ago
Don’t worry a mark of an intelligent creature is to recognise that you poop in the corner of a room. Toilet Schmoilet.
Guilty Bystander almost 8 years ago
Proving once again that like all good things, toilet paper rolls come to an end…one end or another.
neverenoughgold almost 8 years ago
Why is it I have the sudden urge to go now?
It must be from the morning coffee…FLUSH
Battlestar almost 8 years ago
Before the internet kids had to make their own fun
tuslog1964 almost 8 years ago
The old outhouses had old Sears and Wards catalogues available plus corn cobs! Actually, cobs are more efficient than paper, but when we got indoor plumbing, the cobs would not flush well!
Number Three almost 8 years ago
Little things amuse little minds.
xxx
chromosome Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Sorry Calvin, this weeks allowance was used to buy more toilet paper.
FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Calvin, urine trouble now.
rickray777 almost 8 years ago
Dad: “First Rule of being the other parent, ‘Dear’:When he behaves, he’s MY kid; I’m OK with that.But whenever he MISbehaves in any way,he becomes YOUR kid!”Mom: “‘Honey’, let me EXPLAIN something to you!"(FLUSH!) (FLUSH!) (FLUSH!)“Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee HILARIOUS! — GAH!"(Both Mom and Dad baring ALL their teeth, their faces a deep crimson-purple, breathing VERY forcefully and rapidly…!)“Er, ah, I, uh, it was Hobbes’ idea?”Note: All Mom and Dad see (where Calvin is pointing) is an ordinary, stuffed toy tiger! Not to mention, a colossal mess all over the bathroom floor and walls!“Ah, I, er, uh, take it the party’s over?”(Calvin now sulking in his room!): “Yep, party’s over, all right!”
King Masden almost 8 years ago
I do not think Calvin’s parents want to know what Calvin and Hobbes.
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
To the two who asked:
@cdward: If you are an adult, then you have enough conscience to know that you are wasting precious resources. Perhaps you should simply see a video if what you are looking for is amusement.
@Night-Gaunt49: Yes indeed. Comics are meant to be entertaining, but it’s not always smart to do what they show.
keaneperkins09 about 4 years ago
Now in 2020 that would cost alot