The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 05, 2016

They will never reveal their al dentety!

That hot tub is a boil on the character of the students.

So, is it supposed to be obvious that it was the spaghetti, due to it being ‘soft’ looking now as opposed to straight , uncooked spaghetti, or…..?

Spaghetti did it, in the hot tub, with the hot water!

Wasn’t much fun. He could have done anything with her, but his noodle went limp.

Cauldron conundrum.

Shouldn’t be hard to find the ones who are “lying”!

I heard that they threw a couple of blocks of salt into the hot tub before they jumped in.

Of course, what better place for noodles to canoodle?

The much more important question that nobody’s asking is this: assuming that all the denizens of the pasta universe are uncooked pasta life forms, why would the school even have a hot tub? Kind of like the Wicked Witch of the West installing a swimming pool in her backyard.

Which one was it??