Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for June 05, 2023

Things can always get worse…

Things are looking up.

Any record with Don Knotts with any group will go platinum.

Wasn’t their first album called “The Mayberry Sessions!”?

Things were looking bad, and I was really depressed, so I looked up to the heavens and asked for help,

A voice from the heavens said “Cheer up, things could be worse”,

So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse.

Was Don Knotts a worse singer than William Shatner?

Wow this comic is awfully dated.

Don Johnson and Bruce Willis were . . . . okay. At least they had some serious talent supporting them. Philip Michael Thomas and Eddie Murphy, not so great (as singers, that is).

“Nip it. Nip it in the bud”

Hey! I did sing chiri biri bim at the tryouts…..from the light classics…but it was over their heads!

Ok, that’s a good one!

And I like Opus lying on his back still in his tuba.

Dunno. Knotts might have had a decent singing voice, for all I know. But, further indignities? [SNORT!] Opus, you are a big-honkered, pot-bellied, insecure penguin, wearing and sometimes “playing” a tuba! How much more indignity is there?