Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 07, 2021

The only thing that has changed is that today’s conspiracy theories no longer make any sense.

Andy Kaufman staged his death so he could slip into his new persona, Rush Limbaugh. Rush and Andy have died.

See the movie “The 10th Victim” (1965) to see why Jayne Mansfield as the second gunman might make sense.

Now, Andy, did you hear about this one?

Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?

Hey baby, are we losing touch?

If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

If you believe there’s nothing up his sleeve

Then nothing is cool

Buck Peter Lawrence / Berry William Thomas

At 3 a.m., when you’ve just been awakened from a dead sound sleep? Heck, Lost makes sense…

Ah, so Binkley is Q…lol

Julius Caesar was a victim of a ‘conspiracy theory’.

So. . . . COVID was a hoax, the election was a fraud, but Space Lasers. . .those are REAL!! Really?? Oh, and Melinda Gates is going to run away with Fauci.

Jayne’s daughter and son were asleep in the back seat of the car on that last trip. Trucks now have protective devices to prevent such accidents. Jayne’s daughter, Mariska Hargitay. You might know her as Olivia Benson in the Law and Order franchise.

So does Elvis and John Prine.

Dang! I KNEW it.

But Latka is dead.

In retrospect, Binkley’s optimum career path is obvious.

“That boy ain’t right.”

I sympathize with Dad Binkley….