Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for February 28, 2020

A Trump speech before there was a Trump speech….

Why don’t Republican apologists talk about Trump using teleprompters like they did when Obama used them?

Also kick the telepromptee.

What I might expect: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.

“And so, my fellow Americans, I assure you that it I am re-elected, Windows has suffered a severe error and cannot continue; press Escape to reboot country.”

Klaatu barada nikto.

Tiny does that with and without a teleprompter.

And the ghost writer is Bill the Cat .

Just looks like another day at the Executive Branch now.

Sounded as likely a speech as I’ve heard from any party since the Carter years.

Opus is a mere puppet! If so prompted, he speaks gibberish; also, if not so prompted….