Need security? Call Guard Penguins.
“I seem to have him in a half-Nelson here, and I’d rather not break his other arm if he tries to get up again.”
Penguins are feisty.
Opus 1982 Brazilian Ju-Jitsu champ
I had no idea the penguin could be so butch.
The bigger they are …………………………..
Zip ties and duct tape.
You mess with the penguin, you get the beak. Or the flippers/wings.
Large? No.
You mess with a Penguin, you get Penguin Poop all over you!
Of course I’ve got handcuffs with me, but I need them for someone ….err…. um…. something else
Killer Penguins!
Don’t tell Stephan Pastis, he might Opus and Guard Duck into a pun off.
If I ever need a Bouncer, I’m hiring Opus!
Opus’ look in panel four cracks me up.
Berkeley Breathed
x_Tech over 5 years ago
Need security? Call Guard Penguins.
Adiraiju over 5 years ago
“I seem to have him in a half-Nelson here, and I’d rather not break his other arm if he tries to get up again.”
Enter.Name.Here over 5 years ago
Penguins are feisty.
Sisu60 over 5 years ago
Opus 1982 Brazilian Ju-Jitsu champ
ChristineMurphy over 5 years ago
I had no idea the penguin could be so butch.
Diat60 over 5 years ago
The bigger they are …………………………..
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
Zip ties and duct tape.
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
You mess with the penguin, you get the beak. Or the flippers/wings.
RobinHood over 5 years ago
Large? No.
Andrew Moore over 5 years ago
You mess with a Penguin, you get Penguin Poop all over you!
theincrediblebulk over 5 years ago
Of course I’ve got handcuffs with me, but I need them for someone ….err…. um…. something else
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago
Killer Penguins!
hmvanyel over 5 years ago
Don’t tell Stephan Pastis, he might Opus and Guard Duck into a pun off.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
If I ever need a Bouncer, I’m hiring Opus!
BC in NC Premium Member over 5 years ago
Opus’ look in panel four cracks me up.