Mike Luckovich for April 20, 2016

Man, you could not chew your foot more. But then, it’s pretty dark where Donnie keeps his head.

obama says corps men, and 57 states.All we hear is crickets

Wow! The meanies are out early this morning!

…….and New York still voted for him??

First of all, slips of tongue are just good for short term humor, and then everybody mature should let it go.

That said, I havta say this: first the RNC gave us a goof ball candidate for VP, forcing all party members to defend her inane statements in any which way they could, digging desperately into others’ foot-in-mouth examples. Now they up the ante and give us a candidate for POTUS that rivals her in all such. Any wonder everybody’s having so much fun with this?

Aw, c’mon. It’s the only mistake Trump ever made.

What separates us from the animals, what separates us from the chaos, is our ability to buy hot dogs from people we’ve never met.The clerk is not answering, somebody’s stabbed in the chip aisle, and I think there’s mace, that we can’t breathe, I don’t know, I think we’re being robbed.It’s also a memory of bravery and self-sacrifice, and the love that lays down its life for a donut, even a donut whose name it never knew. This is a store for all Americans from every walk of life united in our resolve for caffeine and breakfast snacks. America has purchased beef jerky at other stores before, and we will do so this time. None of us will ever forget this store. Yet, we go forward to purchase air fresheners and all that is plastic and cheep in our world.

The Am Pm Saudis attacked the 7 – 11 towers.Trump saw hordes of them cheering.

OK, whaddya say: 1.Trump gets elected, finds out he can’t fire Congress, and quits ‘cuz he’s not the only 600 pound ape in the room. OR 2. Trump gets elected, finds out he’s utterly incompetent to do the job, and is allowed to quietly resign before his embarrassment becomes public. Takers??

Trump’s about 70 years old, so I guess they should expect him to have “senior moments.”

Daily Show nailed it, yep, Comedy Central.

Much as I despise the Trump of Doom, that’s something we all do from time to time: a Fay-Cutler malapropism.See:http://www.jstor.org/stable/4177997?seq=1#page_scan_tab_contentsandhttp://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=25274

Way to stay on topic, Red.