Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 15, 2016

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    Farside99  about 8 years ago

    Time and tide wait for no man (or unicorn).

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    rickray777  about 8 years ago

    “…And that’s why you never seen a Unicorn, to this very day.You’ll see green alligators, and lonely geese;Some humpty-back camels, and some chimpanzees.Some cats, and rats, and elephants,But sure as you’re born,You’re never gonna see no U-ni-corn.”Ending of “The Unicorn Song”, by the Irish Rovers; 1968(they’re actually a Canadian band!).

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    No, seriously, there is a global flood coming and Al Gore is its profit.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 8 years ago

    A few shots of Red Bull in your decaf should give you wings.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 8 years ago

    And you believe that, right? In spite of the physical evidence to the contrary?

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    It would have been really good if the barista was a dragon.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    A lot of the fossils will have to be corrected then. They apparently thought there were seas around for millions of years. Maybe the White Cliffs of Dover are really a Satanic Plot?

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