Golf is "An ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill adapted for the purpose.”—a quote attributed to Woodrow Wilson
I think it was a Far Side cartoon that showed a hole that looked more like a termite mound than anything else. Par 3, IIRC. Two golfers looked at the hole; then one said, “Naw, let’s go play tennis.”
pelican47 over 8 years ago
Need to wear earplugs on that one to block out the language.
GROG Premium Member over 8 years ago
Par is what you make it.
sarazan7 over 8 years ago
I don’t get it, but I don’t play golf.
llong65 over 8 years ago
enlarged putt-putt course, with all the obstacles of course.
rshive over 8 years ago
God only invented the driving range. The Scots invented the Par 5.
Adiraiju over 8 years ago
Par 5… cubed.
kneatone over 8 years ago
Golf is "An ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill adapted for the purpose.”—a quote attributed to Woodrow Wilson
Godfreydaniel over 8 years ago
Usually that’s credited to Winston Churchill, isn’t it?
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 8 years ago
Yeah, I don’t think you got the right attribution, there, pally!
n0cash about 8 years ago
The best artist in cartoondom, hands down.
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
Pretty sure I played this course… recently!
rgcviper about 8 years ago
It’s no wonder golf is a four-letter word, huh?
Maizing about 8 years ago
“Golf” is “Flog” spelled backwards.
K M about 8 years ago
I think it was a Far Side cartoon that showed a hole that looked more like a termite mound than anything else. Par 3, IIRC. Two golfers looked at the hole; then one said, “Naw, let’s go play tennis.”
Joken' about 8 years ago
Could always ask for a mulligan!
Joken' about 8 years ago
Then again it’s only a mulligan