I hear you. To paraphrase the late Marty Feldman “I was celibate three times last night.”
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
6) The atomic wedgie.
It has been attributed to many frustrated golfers.
Golf is "An ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill adapted for the purpose.”—a quote attributed to Woodrow Wilson
I believe James also banned ‘futeball’ as well as ‘golfe’.
He was shaving there, too.
That’s one big ’nanner.
I can identify with this…my first computer was an Apple IIe purchased in 1987. It still runs today.
The publican’s name is Jack, I believe.