Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 16, 2015

Hate it when that happens!

It seemed like it would be so easy. But, then, we are talking Horace here.

Put a rubber on the end of your pole and that won’t happen

Is this a pole-ish joke?

To encourage the inmates to exercise, a prison tried to organize its own Olympic games, to be played in the courtyard. Everybody signed up for the pole vault.

Horace, you don’t know your own strength!!!

And yes, this has really happened. Ouch

We heard of “deflate gate”, so is this now “deflate vault”?

Let’s ask the NFL for advice…

Gallop pole.

Don’t worry—Horace is just horsing around.

Horses weigh around 1000 lbs (450 kg) after all…