Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 25, 2015

Could be a “Mae West”?

Maybe he desire a good scissor

See what happens if you don’t use the word Christmas..? Bill O’Riley has been warning you…

Don’t worry about the future when you can live for the present.

His Christmas present….flotation device or anchor?……Anyway,if you want a show, strap some Christmas lights around him,(Colored ones please, I hate white Christmas lights! Hate them! I see white lights all year long…car headlights are white, lamps are white…What’s wrong with a little color once a year?…Why do people hate on colored lights? They’re pretty..)..so anyway wrap a string of electric lights around him, COLORED lights!….And then drop him in the drink…. Big Zap!

Knowing those pirates, it’s probably a gift certificate for scuba gear.

Merry Christmas Everyone

And, they put it in a to-go box.

Merry Christmas, everybody.

Merry Christmas to all. (((Hugs)))

Merry Christmas Mr Miller and thanks so much for all the wonderful dailies you give us. Love this strip more than any other and I appreciate the effort you put into it.

Merry Christmas!!!

Oh darn, it doesn’t come with a receipt so I can exchange it.

The inestimable Wiley’s Christmas humour. Thank you.

To Wiley; May your meat free, religion free world, be filled with peace, joy, and happiness.

commerce gone so very far. . .

Love the ornaments on the cutlasses. Very festive.

Just turn around and say, “I’m sorry” for crying out loud.

Maybe they got him a jet-pack…

:D

OK, so the thought that counts, is that they got him a present before they kill him, or that they find his death a festive occasion?

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a bright moon.

Put me in the colored lights group, Blinky ones a plus, though not necessary. White lights should be for pretentious stores.OK, since I spend the holidays going to others and have a rather small house, I have kinda cheated by getting a fiber optic tree, that the lights pulse and change colors. :D