The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for November 29, 2021

They also say that if those four sticky fingered cheapskates show up you’ll see no silverware or tip after they leave.

Way to encourage Timmy, Burl..

Never heard that ringing ears one… Does that also apply to people with tinnitus? I had a friend tell me that as he ages, and his hearing diminishes, the tinnitus seems to get worse, as that does not fade, just the other noises that in the past had camouflaged it.

Looks like Julie used cardboard cutouts for the background figures so she wouldn’t have to pay extras…

Burl is right Timmy. It’s if you hear a bell ring, a seagull got its wings.

well this joke certainly didn’t have any extra teeth

If your right hand itches you’re supposed to come into money. If your left hand itches, you’re going to pay out money.

I always heard your ears burn not ring

Timmy should order 10 of the 1 oz. prime ribs.

“Enough with the crazy talk, Timmy. Eat your instant taters!”

Around here, if you see a seagull it means the trash pickup is late.

Stunad is Italian for a stupid or dumb person. “Youse are stunad for eating at Stunadi’s!”