The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for November 25, 2020

CLUMP, CLUMP, CLUMP….

I thought “Thunder Lizards” went to the veterinarian.

Yet another earth-shaking observation by Burl….!

Burl is all heart.

I was on my second child before I discovered a foot doctor wasn’t a pediatrician. There was enough Latin floating around our house that I knew “ped” meant “foot”. You pedaled a bike, you put people on a pedestal, you wore a pedometer to see how far you walked. A friend of mine said she wanted to get loafers, but her pediatrician said she needed to wait another year, and that settled it.

I was thinking cryptozoologist, but whatever.

For once, Burl is humorous. For once…..

Tommy Bartlet’s (water)ski Show at the Wisconsin Dells! Claiming a Big Foot sighting sounds like the type of publicity stunt they’d pull.

RIP Tommy Bartlet’s Show.Another Covid casuality.

Who else is gonna bring you a broken arrow

Who else is gonna bring you a bottle of rain

- DJ O’Donoghue/MA Sheehan

I don’t think Burl likes Joy and Verl’s mom! I wonder how Joy and Verl like Burl’s mother???

The term he’s looking for is podiologist.

Actually, Ma, you need to lose 100 pounds. Then you’ll glide right up those stairs.

Found it!