I was waiting for a friend to pick me up on a street corner. I wasn’t sure what sort of vehicle she had, and was startled when a car whipped over and stopped in front of me. “Oh, I didn’t see your blinker!”
“I never use my blinkers. It’s nobody else’s business where I’m going.”
paranormal over 4 years ago
No wonder Ma doesn’t drive…
GeorgeInAZ over 4 years ago
Well, yeah. He’s in the left turn lane. So he’s going to turn left. Anyone who needs a signal to see what he’s doing is polluting the gene pool.
Little Caesar over 4 years ago
“Wynker, Blynker and Clod” sailed off in a wooden shoe… sailed with a bag of Crystal sliders and a suitcase of Mountain Dew….
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
I have wondered for a long time if anyone has ever said “Nice blinker”, and meant it.
Dani Rice over 4 years ago
I was waiting for a friend to pick me up on a street corner. I wasn’t sure what sort of vehicle she had, and was startled when a car whipped over and stopped in front of me. “Oh, I didn’t see your blinker!”
“I never use my blinkers. It’s nobody else’s business where I’m going.”
Ken Norris Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s the people who make a left turn across traffic who don’t start signaling until they are in the intersection that are a danger.
tcayer over 4 years ago
This is all too common!
InTraining over 4 years ago
Time to check the cell, Patty…!
Here's Waldo over 4 years ago
They don’t need blinkers. They’re from Chicago.