Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 25, 2015
November 24, 2015
November 26, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: You ate all the Bugles out of the party mix. You do that every year! It's not fair. I don't get any.
Marigold: Look, Phoebe! I now have SEVENTEEN horns!
Dad: You owe me an apology.
Marigold: I am now a SEPTENDECICORN!
Yes, Phoebe, you do owe Dad an apology: one for being so disrespectful and one for a false accusation, which YOU would resent like crazy.
And for heaven’s sake, someone get that Unicorn some soap and water to clean off all the sticky those Bugles are going to leave! She’s going to be VERY unhappy.
I don’t get it. But I know it has to do something with Marigold being jealous of that Fossil a few strips ago:https://www.gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn/2015/11/19
droosan Premium Member over 8 years ago
So ostentatious. Who does she think she is? Flaunting those extra horns, like it is so-o-o fancy.
Enter.Name.Here over 8 years ago
I wonder if more product would be sold if BUGLES were renamed UNICORNS…
RRabbit42 over 8 years ago
Perhaps that might be Unicorn Slumber Party Snack Mix? (recipe on page 220 of book 1)
waycyber over 8 years ago
Marigold is not just a Unicorn, she is a Uniquorn
rpmurray over 8 years ago
Those horns are so fake. And I hear she had her tail done.
tirnaaisling over 8 years ago
Well dad you do have a history.
PeterPears over 8 years ago
Septendecicorn… am I the only one to whom that sounds like a Transformer?
bookworm0812 over 8 years ago
Thanks, Marigold. But I can’t eat your horns.
pumaman over 8 years ago
Looks more like an outbreak of something.
Aconite over 8 years ago
Sparkleraiser. “I have such ME to show you.”
Masterius over 8 years ago
Phoebe’s so upset she forgot to put on her other sock. :P
DDrazen over 8 years ago
I’ve always wanted to buy one of those mounted horse skulls with a horn attached (narwhal tusk?).
Wichita10 over 8 years ago
And cleaning out the clam dip she used to keep them in place? Well, I see complications.
David Bethke Premium Member over 8 years ago
Well, Marigold sure showed that Styracosaurus!
David Bethke Premium Member over 8 years ago
Well, Marigold sure showed that Styracosaurus!
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
Yes, Phoebe, you do owe Dad an apology: one for being so disrespectful and one for a false accusation, which YOU would resent like crazy.
And for heaven’s sake, someone get that Unicorn some soap and water to clean off all the sticky those Bugles are going to leave! She’s going to be VERY unhappy.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago
You keep those Bugles, Marigold; I don’t think Phoebe wants ’em anymore.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago
P.S.: Kudos for drawing all 16 Bugles.
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
A hedgecorn?
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 8 years ago
Gotta love the innocent look on Marigold’s face in panel 3.
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 8 years ago
I haven’t thought about Bugles in years. My dad used to love those.
LumFan over 8 years ago
UNICORN!
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 8 years ago
Why are the Bugles grey?
DanglingModifier over 8 years ago
I was expecting “Heptadecicorn”
luducks over 8 years ago
The horniest unicorn I ever did see…
RalphZIggy over 8 years ago
Surprised she’d touch anything not grain based. Corn is not a grain, Marigold, it’ll make you fat!
bpetano about 5 years ago
We all confront dinosaur envy in different ways.
catt over 3 years ago
Hey! Phoebe’s ear isn’t coloured in the first panel!
Give me comics or give me death about 3 years ago
I don’t get it. But I know it has to do something with Marigold being jealous of that Fossil a few strips ago:https://www.gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn/2015/11/19
BloodMoonDragon13 about 2 years ago
…does Marigold have a Bugle on her horn? Also, fun fact: Bugles are called “America’s Number 1 Finger Hat”.