Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 03, 2016

Ah, Teresa, how can you egg them on to become cheaters?

More fun with raw eggs.

DO NOT MICROWAVE HARD BOILED EGGS-they explode.

Using a chalk egg is considered cheating???

They’re having too much fun. Somebody, stop them!

Anyway, what’s this got to do with gouging the price of eggs in China?

Alabaster ftw !

If there is nothing stupid to do, I will INVENT something stupid to do. That is my nature.

You can’t deflate an egg.

Right on, Amigo.

That’s cheating.According to Steve Martin, speaking to John Candy in Planes, Trains and Automobiles, the key to winning egg battles is this:“And by the way, you know, when you’re telling these little stories? Here’s a good idea – have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!”

@rainbowceiling

Hee Hee Hee.

Apparently one of the boys, who’s “bred to a harder thing than triumph” will lose. Here’s the link to Yeats: http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/poem/2085

Boys. What dirty little beasts. Imagine, playing with eggs instead of cleaning out the garage or sorting the recyclables for pickup.

One of those eggs is dark. What is it a duck egg or something? I knew something had to be up. Those altar boys stole those eggs right out from under a mother hen.

Replying to your shorter post, you should have said, “eggzactly.”Came in here looking for a chance to say that…

These are clearly thousand-year-old eggs. Both winner and loser get splattered with reeking sulfur.

Egg Butt Crack

If you strike with your egg hitting closer to its point, you stand a better chance of surviving the collision and seeing your friend’s egg crack while yours remains intact. They are structured to withstand more pressure from the pointy end. So, moral of the story, press your point and take your opponent broadsides, where he is weakest.

Those appear to be the kokkina avga of the tsougrisma in a country of my acquaintance. But, there, cheating is not necessary in the exchange of Easter greetings….

Ok, name starting with OO for Pete’s Sake

These chickens are already hard-boiled criminals, and allowing them to break out would be a danger to society.

Did you notice that i didn’t post the obvious pix with bunny and egg?

I have the vinyl.