The heartbreak of tentacle dysfunction…sniff…
Ugh! Those ”Smilein’ Bob” ads ARE everywhere!
no one should suffer from td
The worst part is when all eight of your tentacles are dysfunctional at the same time.
R. U. Sirius?
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I have a pair of tentacles. Oh, wait…
Lets’s skip to the end of the program and see what Andy Rooney looks like now.
Right you are Doctor Toon!!!
Yes, I can’t get my tentacles erect.
And my hectocotylus is killing me.
Yea, right. Like I’m going to tell that new young doctor I can’t grab and hold like I could when I was 150? Probably laughing at me with that sweet tentacle waving squidess in the supply room.
I understand the td can also be very painful.
but if it’s stiff for 3 hours and 57 minutes, you’re good to go
“Alien news program”? Are they broadcasting to Earth?
“60 light minutes” would be about 670 million miles.
Do they have the crabby guy, too - an alien Andy Rooney?
Does your tentacle dysfunction at inopportune times?
Do alien Lizard Men suffer from a reptile dysfunction?
Both Walgreens and CVS don’t seem to carry of any of the tentacle stuff. Plus my insurance no longer covers it.
Is it FDA insured & should I consult my Dr first ?
Do not use if you have tentacular cancer.
squiddly don’t do diddly?
A reference to Japanese tentacle porn?
margueritem almost 14 years ago
The heartbreak of tentacle dysfunction…sniff…
TheDOCTOR almost 14 years ago
Ugh! Those ”Smilein’ Bob” ads ARE everywhere!
luezer almost 14 years ago
no one should suffer from td
ksoskins almost 14 years ago
The worst part is when all eight of your tentacles are dysfunctional at the same time.
Dkram almost 14 years ago
R. U. Sirius?
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Ray_C almost 14 years ago
I have a pair of tentacles. Oh, wait…
gordrogb Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Lets’s skip to the end of the program and see what Andy Rooney looks like now.
wicky almost 14 years ago
Right you are Doctor Toon!!!
alan.gurka almost 14 years ago
Yes, I can’t get my tentacles erect.
Rakkav almost 14 years ago
And my hectocotylus is killing me.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
Yea, right. Like I’m going to tell that new young doctor I can’t grab and hold like I could when I was 150? Probably laughing at me with that sweet tentacle waving squidess in the supply room.
Trebor39 almost 14 years ago
I understand the td can also be very painful.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago
but if it’s stiff for 3 hours and 57 minutes, you’re good to go
Sherlock Watson almost 14 years ago
“Alien news program”? Are they broadcasting to Earth?
starguy almost 14 years ago
“60 light minutes” would be about 670 million miles.
Do they have the crabby guy, too - an alien Andy Rooney?
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Does your tentacle dysfunction at inopportune times?
Nebulous Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Do alien Lizard Men suffer from a reptile dysfunction?
fromage911 almost 14 years ago
Both Walgreens and CVS don’t seem to carry of any of the tentacle stuff. Plus my insurance no longer covers it.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Is it FDA insured & should I consult my Dr first ?
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Do not use if you have tentacular cancer.
trekkermint almost 14 years ago
squiddly don’t do diddly?
OakDragon almost 14 years ago
A reference to Japanese tentacle porn?