Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 30, 2015

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Are they hovering in a gravity field, or orbiting?

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    Argythree  over 8 years ago

    No one in the universe has that much TP…

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    herdleader53  over 8 years ago

    Once we TPed a girl’s house. She lived on a farm. One of the cows came over to see what was happening. We TPed the cow.

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    x_Tech  over 8 years ago

    And the 250,000,000 cans of Silly Sting will make it just that much worse.

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Do you realize how many Forest Moons of Endor needed to be clearcut to TP the DeathMoon?

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Do you realize how many Forest Moons of Endor needed to be clearcut to TP the DeathMoon?

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    stamps  over 8 years ago

    It was heavy-duty Wookie TP.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 8 years ago

    I warned you about handing out veggies, Dirk.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 8 years ago

    They could say that the ship is wearing an assteroid costume.

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    Dragoncat  over 8 years ago

    Oh, look! The Deathmoon has dressed up as a ball of string for Halloween.

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    K M  over 8 years ago

    You’re just lucky they didn’t egg your precious deathmoon. That’s havoc on the finish, y’know.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 8 years ago

    Well, it would appear that our plans for universe domination just got flushed!

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