Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 01, 2015

I have to say, Phoebe, that you really disappoint me with that “Bleh.”

Clearly Sam is using the same system as you are, Fobe.

(facepalm)

Wait, whaaat? Sam is a girl??

As long as there have been kids.

The irony is that when you reach a certain age, the coolness system gets reversed and the younger people are cooler than the older ones. Of course by the time she reaches that age, the difference between Phoebe and her two friends will be considered nothing.

Marigold, oldest girl on earth, therefore the coolest girl on earth.

I hope we see more of Stephanie/Phoebe 2.0 in the future.

I see.

Y’know, Phoebe, one of the things that makes Sam so very cool is how she treated you. The way you’re treating Phoebe2, you’ll NEVER make “cool.” Too much like Dakota, who, in comparison to Sam, is just plain snobby. Just sayin’….

Wait….. that older kid is a girl? I honestly thought it was a boy. Are we heading into this gender neutral stuff?

Sam has a feminine face shape and wears earrings. I didn’t take long to deduce it.

Hey, if a unicorn likes you, who cares what any other human thinks of you?

Wait… Sam’s a girl??? She looks like a boy.