Garfield by Jim Davis for September 30, 2015

They are worse than the monster’s under Calvin’s bed..

This must be Wile E.’s slower cousin, Dum E.

Someone should do a social experiment with a sign like that to see if anyone would touch it. Maybe using a button that doesn’t do anything?

I guess both Garfield and the road runner are too smart for coyotes.

If there are people who will take a candy bar over a silver ingot, there are people who’d take the burger.

And it’s not April Fool’s Day anyway!

How many coyotes are there in this neighborhood?

Just like somebody else I can think of.

Here’s a hint: —n

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I totally can’t see that coyote in the bush with his nose and ears that are very see able. XD

Soooo stupid Coyote

Why doesn’t the coyote just eat the burger?

Acme Burgers. Exactly none served since 1971.

Quick, Garf—grab it and run!

@Rob RexWell a button, yes, but one that belts out a lot of different digital screams( with the speaker hidden) every time it’s pushed. Just like on candid camera.

Wile E. must be needing a job.

Acme 2 pound burgersGood for hunting catsAnd road runners

SIGN

Meep meep!

Even a certain customer of ACME isn’t that stupid