Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 14, 2015

I once knew a fireman who said that recovered bodies smelled disturbingly like barbecue. I hope he was joking.

Nathan’s funeral?

They told him to stop hot dogging.

I never sausage a thing. (Thanks South of the Border)

OK you brats, let’s be frank and admit these wiener puns don’t cut the mustard.

The grass fed diet was a misteak.

This dates me.“Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner,that is what I’d truly like to be,’cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner,everyone would be in love with me.”

What a wiener. He took a really good grilling to be frank about it. and he didn’t relish it one bite. I guess he couldn’t cut the mustard. The least they could have done is dressed him, who wants to look at his buns? They’ll be shipping him back to Frankfort, the old sour kraut.

I saw a hot dog vendor down the street. I mustard all my strength and managed to ketchup to him. I always relish such accomplishments.

Wait…is this a wake or a roast?

Hot diggity! I love a good funeral pyre.

One thing is obvious – This is not a tofu dog.

Natural? I think he’s a little brown.