Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 06, 2015
June 05, 2015
June 07, 2015
Transcript:
Mom, where do babies come from? The stork. Where do baby storks come from? Humanity. Long ago, each species stole reproduction from the other. For now, we live in peace preserve by mutual dependence. But one day, we will find where the storks make our babies, and we will seize it. We will outnumber the storks, overwhelm them, and wipe them out. Then what's that naked wrestling thing you and daddy do every Thursday night? Training for war.
Ida No almost 9 years ago
Can never over-train.The storks will die.
davids.comments almost 9 years ago
Why Thursday? Starting the weekend early?
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago
She never believed it until she got The Bill.
Stephen Gilberg almost 9 years ago
I’ve long thought that the stork story shouldn’t be enough to satisfy inquisitive youngsters. “OK, so storks deliver the babies, but where do they GET the babies? How do the babies come to exist?”
Stephen Gilberg almost 9 years ago
BTW, the girl’s final question implies that she already strongly suspects the truth. Maybe she’s just testing Mom’s honesty.