Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 06, 2015
Mom, where do babies come from? The stork. Where do baby storks come from? Humanity. Long ago, each species stole reproduction from the other. For now, we live in peace preserve by mutual dependence. But one day, we will find where the storks make our babies, and we will seize it. We will outnumber the storks, overwhelm them, and wipe them out. Then what's that naked wrestling thing you and daddy do every Thursday night? Training for war.