I keep hitting “Enter” but I don’t go anywhere. I was hoping for a modest inter-dimensional experience. “Insert” worries me a bit…. I understand that in the US Senate, the keyboards don’t have “Page Up” or “Page Down” keys.I can’t used capital letters. Am I “Shiftless”I pressed “Home” once, and sure enough!I started to press the asterisk, but I’m not really a gambler.I keep trying to finish the phrase, “Ampers and ____”Parenthetically speaking, these are not funny.But then, I was always in a different bracket.What is the percentage that I’ll end up in braces if I don’t stop.Does your keyboard have a virgule/interrogation mark?
An old game, thinking up common phrases that could be humorously reinterpreted, especially nice if they could be illustrated. E.g., “He got a case of the screaming meemies.” (Carton of open-mouthed small animals arriving on doorstep.).But my favorite came from one night at camp. A friend who wasn’t familiar with the game walked in as we were playing, so we explained our game, and he immediately said, “Oh, you mean something like, ‘A nervous titter ran through the audience.’?” We were unable to continue.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago
So do you “pound sign” with a hammer?“Control” with a whip?
And if you hit “End”… is it all over?
Bill The Nuke almost 9 years ago
@Susan Sunshine: “control with a whip”? Kinky! ;)
Tigdi almost 9 years ago
Good thing that Coca Cola still makes Tab.
James Hopkins almost 9 years ago
Does “Shift” mean you move from one part of the couch to another?
Perkycat almost 9 years ago
And the list goes on. Funny comic and comments.
stamps almost 9 years ago
I still can’t control the alt delete.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I keep hitting “Enter” but I don’t go anywhere. I was hoping for a modest inter-dimensional experience. “Insert” worries me a bit…. I understand that in the US Senate, the keyboards don’t have “Page Up” or “Page Down” keys.I can’t used capital letters. Am I “Shiftless”I pressed “Home” once, and sure enough!I started to press the asterisk, but I’m not really a gambler.I keep trying to finish the phrase, “Ampers and ____”Parenthetically speaking, these are not funny.But then, I was always in a different bracket.What is the percentage that I’ll end up in braces if I don’t stop.Does your keyboard have a virgule/interrogation mark?
gammaguy almost 9 years ago
An old game, thinking up common phrases that could be humorously reinterpreted, especially nice if they could be illustrated. E.g., “He got a case of the screaming meemies.” (Carton of open-mouthed small animals arriving on doorstep.).But my favorite came from one night at camp. A friend who wasn’t familiar with the game walked in as we were playing, so we explained our game, and he immediately said, “Oh, you mean something like, ‘A nervous titter ran through the audience.’?” We were unable to continue.