Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 24, 2015
Transcript:
Dad: "The trick to balancing is to have a little forward momentum" Calvin: "AAA! No momentum! No momentum!" Dad: "Just pedal slowly. I'm holding the bike, so you won't fall" Calvin: "You'll let go and the bike will launch me into the ionosphere!" Dad: "Trust me, ok?" Calvin: "TRUST you? I hardly KNOW you!" Dad: "I'm your father" Calvin: "What, for six years?! When I'm 40, we'll see how things are going!"
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
“If you’re my Dad, how come I have blonde hair?”
Susie Derkins :D almost 9 years ago
Hold on! We might need a rocket!
rajasetlur almost 9 years ago
He who goes on all those toboggan rides downhill and smashes into trees is scared???
rentier almost 9 years ago
Most of us learned it this way! My father hold the bike, than he let it go, I didn’t recognize it, I could ride it very good, but recognizeing it, I fell down!!
Bilan almost 9 years ago
Just tell him it’s a prerequisite for learning to fly jet packs and space ships.
TurboCoder3000 almost 9 years ago
How does a 6 year old know about the ionosphere without the world wide web?
Hobbes Premium Member almost 9 years ago
And Calvin doesn’t remember the first two years:Calvin and Hobbes (August 1, 1989)
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Calvin’s really quick with a retort when he wants to be.
ladamson1918 almost 9 years ago
I think Calvin has a good point. Six years, especially the cutest years, are nothing to go by. Wait till the teen years are in full swing and then review their relationship.
Marty241 almost 9 years ago
It’s Father’s Day and here’s your card,As you can plainly see,‘Cause Mother says you’re my dad,And that’s good enough for me.
Bruce McKinney Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I realize the strip wouldn’t be so funny, but why isn’t a boy Calvin’s age using training wheels?
Number Three almost 9 years ago
This storyline is really cracking me up.
It was a bit harsh what Calvin said though.
(Yes, I know it’s only a cartoon)
xxx
Hobbes Premium Member almost 9 years ago
@neverenoughgold, @Nun’Ya Bidness, @LX013: Thanks for sharing….. your thanks.
Hobbes Premium Member almost 9 years ago
leftwingpatriot said: “I have no doubt about Calvin’s paternity; it’s Bill Watterson.”Actually, both Calvin and Hobbes were conceived by Bill Watterson………
Ivan Araque almost 9 years ago
When I was a kid, bikes were just magical – I couldn’t even understand how they moved. For Calvin, it must be something even more warped than his fantastic universe! :)
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I think I’m with Calvin on this one — Dad’s track record isn’t that great.
newpakua almost 9 years ago
JuyangThe bike balance comes from forward momentum and the life balance from “Do content with your lot”.
I Like Trains. about 6 years ago
Where can I buy this bike?