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Just another hysteria.
The Golden Rule: He who has the gold, rules.
Jews are still waiting for the Messiah. So, if/when Christ returns Christians will see it as the second coming and (I guess), Jews will see it as the first coming. This is just my theory. I am Jewish.
1) Let him fail the assignment, 2) ask Miss Wormwood to call Mom with daily homework assignment 3) teach Calvin’s parents how to be parents.
To me, NCLB means lowering the standards so much that no kid fails OR raising the standard so high for teachers that the incompetent ones have to find another profession.
When my son was Calvin’s age, we’d mow the lawn together. Everything was a two-man job so he’d reach up and grab one side of the handle and I’d grab the other and we’d do the job. Calvin would be a different kid if his dad did things with him.
Notice they still need to be dialed.
Some people think that Hobbes is nothing but a product of Calvin’s imagination~~~~Hobbs, I’m convinced you are not Calvin’s imagination because you know things Calvin doesn’t.You could be a guardian angel or a poltergeist that only Calvin sees. Does anybody else have a suggestion? And, yes, I know it’s just a comic strip.
I asked my son, “If you combine pasta with anti-pasta, would you get an explosion?” He said, “No. But you would be hungry and full at the same time!”
When my boys were little I always gave them a reason (hold my hand in the parking lot so a car won’t smoosh you). Later, they just assumed there was a reason. Now, I just tell them and it gets done.