Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 22, 2015
May 21, 2015
May 23, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: You've got a boyfriend? How serious are you two? Breezy: The pirates have found us! Run, everyone! Get down, you nut! Your massive head is like a lighthouse for bullets! Rip Haywire: Boyfriend? Breezy: Get down! Great. He's even better lookin' up close. Is his chin bigger than mine? Snap out of it!
ctsignguy almost 9 years ago
Chin wrestling!!!!!!!
johnrussco almost 9 years ago
I hope Breezy is not serious about … that other … guy… and is impressed with our hero enough to go ahead and kiss him.
Rip will take care of the pirates … that’s not the problem right now!
Chithing Premium Member almost 9 years ago
She should let this boyfriend down easy, like ease him out the door of her chopper at 12000 feet.I’m not usually so bloodthirsty, but he is a cartoon, and we haven’t even seen this dweeb yet.
jz27wk Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Any change that her boyfriend Luke might have been known in an alternate reality as Duke. And Rip gets to say the line “Luke, you are my father”?
miqq1234 almost 9 years ago
….omg…i’m interested…
WaltWenger Premium Member almost 9 years ago
You can tell this is a depiction of an alternate reality — the “Bang” isn’t a “Ka-Bang”, the “P-Yow” isn’t a “Ka-P-Yow” . . .
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Panel 4 is just so… right, in any reality. No matter how many times their universe gets rebooted, they should always wind up together,
Kip W almost 9 years ago
Turns out she’s going with Cap’n Easy.