Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 22, 2015
Rip Haywire: You've got a boyfriend? How serious are you two? Breezy: The pirates have found us! Run, everyone! Get down, you nut! Your massive head is like a lighthouse for bullets! Rip Haywire: Boyfriend? Breezy: Get down! Great. He's even better lookin' up close. Is his chin bigger than mine? Snap out of it!