Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 31, 2015

Erm . . . shouldn’t that be “was I thinking”?

I think it is kind of like one of those unreal conditional sentences since it is Horace doing the “thinking”.

Could be worse, one hoof could be holding ORANGES

He escaped from a glue factory?

So that’s how he grabs things without thumbs.

Four apples in one hoof and five in the other – snacks for the day!

Don’t be rubbing your eyes, Horace…

In Horace’s case, there would be very little difference between applause and applesauce.

Bronies keep wondering how cartoon ponies can hold anything with one hoof.

And not to be too picky about it, but aren’t most hooves kind of flat? So, wouldn’t the apples be ON his hooves, instead of IN them?? Just wondering….