Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 02, 2015

Rip isn’t alone. I’m a jacket collector, and since I live in warm climates, I have nine vests: a green hunter’s, a white fisherman’s, a brown photographer’s, a dark blue journo’s, a black cotton biker, a light camouflage combat, a Nehru made of recycled blue jeans, a black sleeveless Perfecto-cut, and a self-dyed purple 80’s style Perfecto-cut.

And for formal times, I have an elegant silk French-style vest by Fabindia.

And I’m not gonna stop until I get six more vests for everyday wear. (To say nothing of my nine full-sleeved jackets, of which four are leather, two are denim, and one is a vintage M-65 army jacket. I plan to add another six to this collection too.)

Oh well, it could be worse. This could be Phantom Menace…

I wasn’t too concerned until he ka-whimpered.

What the heck is going on? Did I miss something? I agree with capndunzzi about the shrooms.

Have we ever seen a ka-whimpered from him before?

Ka-Funny, this is!

Breezy or Cobra in Leia’s slave bikini would fit here or later in the scenario

It still looks like fun. Until the bring out Jar-Jar!

You know this is epic. It takes a lot to make Rip KA-Whimper.

On the bright side, Rip… At least Breezy isn’t seeing you in that Dorothy get-up.