Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 02, 2015
Han Solo: If this hallucination is supposed to be scary, it ain't working. I love vests! Chewy: Grr Yoda: Scared you should be. Han Solo: Nothin' scary 'bout... oh, crud I'm in "Empire"! Woman: I love you... Han Solo: I know. (ka-whimper!) This is gonna hurt.