Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 12, 2015

must be clo9sing time at the bar…it makes everybody look like…well you know…

Rat is Pig’s best Bud, and that’s no Schlitz.

Right on, Pig! So, it becomes your moral imperative to keep Rat drunken and friendly! Start by buying a gross of cases of beer….

This was too funny! xD

This is proof that one should always have a sober driver ! Pig you are a true friend for taking care of a rat that really is a rat !

Ya! i know that best buddy stuff…and they want to crawl into bed with you and………and stuff.

I sure do miss the CROCS!

I used to get phone calls like this from my half-brother. Eventually he noticed I never called him and he stopped…calling, but probably not stopped drinking.

It’s interesting how different personalities react to alcohol. My sober personality is really quiet and reserved. I don’t say much, and I’m pretty calm and emotionless most of the time. If I get drunk, I start out chatty and laughing easily, and then I wind up like Rat, all over-emotional and affectionate and “loving” everybody. It always feels good at the time, and then embarassing later.

He must be drunk. He’s speaking in lower case.

So all those other times, Rat wasn’t drunk enough?

They say drunks don’t lie (even when they’re obnoxious) ;)

Just what we need on a Sunday…a drunken rat.

Rat should hang around with Andy Capp.

Or not?

xxx

That first panel will probably become some Facebook profile photos.

Wow – Rat being painted in a good light! Who would have thought it was possible!!

at least it was with pig – i’ve seen too many people do this with strangers – now that can be embarrassing. still a whole lot better than the ones that want to fight everyone

Who is going to drink the last beer?