Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 03, 2015

everyone loves wiley bears

You’re awfully agreeable, Lucy. Is something wrong? :-)

But what if it just leads you to a frozen Jack Nicholson?

OK, um, hungry bears driving snowplows, leading people into the room where they kick back in their Laze-E-Boys, drink beer, crunch on things and watch their big ole TV…Man, we have some serious suspension of disbelief issues here….

What if it leads to WORSE than bears? What if it leads to school?

Bears have snow plows, or shovels?

_"Everyone loves Wiley bears"-And Wiley dogs, also.

BEARS! On snowplows! Go, Lucy, GO! (More accurately, Go, Wiley, GO!)

If it does lead Danae to the bears, the bears are in trouble.

Maybe it just goes in circles O.

It leads, of course, to the snowplow barn.

Oh, oh, bears? Now think Danae what bears can run a snow plower that makes such a neat maze? Or are they in Lucy’s dream?

Wiley bears’(hee, hee)And this is how they do it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1kaovj3XoQ&feature=youtu.be

And the National Weather Service forecast’s up to 10 more inches of snow over the next three days. On top of the 7 more we received a few days ago.Right now, the bears are beginning to sound like a good option…

OK, for those who like to overthink every little detail… where’s the snow that was removed from the maze path?

It’s a Mobius maze. ‘round and ’round and ’round she goes. Where she’ll stop nobody knows.

I recall a ?joke? The plow driver stopped his plow, went to the car that was following him, and said, I don’t know were you think you’re going but I’ve been plowing this parking lot for half an hour."

I dunno, Wiley’s bears are not to be trifled with.

goweeder, always glad to help!

What? Yes!….racerxyz, what? Yes!

I remember an ad from back in the day…. A raging snowstorm, and a pair of headlights slowly approaching the plow barn. The voice-over asks " White kind of car does the plow driver use to get to work? " Answer: “the New VW Super Beetle!”