New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for February 16, 2015

…and the cat is both dead and alive.

Actually, he said the account is now empty because he flushed the funds down a hole called the stock market.

That’s what you get when you put Dr Clayton Forrester in charge of finances. After all, his own experiments get kind of expensive…

This is what happens when you run two accounting books.

I want these guys to make a guest appearance in Skin Horse.

We know the time of its last known location, but any attempt at measuring its direction or velocity will change its direction and/or its velocity. Heisenberg gave that job to Robert Brown but we can’t get him to stay still.

This is what happens when you open an account at Quantum Bank.

Well, Tesla certainly had plenty to be mad about…

Well, to be perfectly frank… TV’s Frank, that is…

That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:Heisenberg and Schrodinger are traveling in a car and get pulled over by the police. The cop asks Heisenberg “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replies “No, but I can tell you exactly where we are.” The cop says “You were 84 miles an hour.” Heisenberg throws up his hands in despair “Great, now we’re lost!” Cop says “Ok boys, you’re acting mighty strange. Lets say we have a look in your car – pop your trunk open.” The cop walks around to the back and calls out “Hey, did you know you have a dead cat in your trunk?” Schrodinger looks exasperated and replies “Well, it is now!”